There’s Too Much Blood in My Alcohol System – Women’s Graphic Crop Top

There’s humour, and then there’s this. The There’s Too Much Blood in My Alcohol System women’s crop top is made for nights out, brunch catch-ups, and anyone who enjoys a bold laugh with their outfit.

Printed in-house on a premium women’s crop tee, this top offers a relaxed fit with a flattering cut that pairs effortlessly with high-waisted jeans, skirts, or shorts. Designed for comfort and made to last, it’s soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear — whether you’re heading out or winding down.

Each crop top is printed to order with care and attention to detail, ensuring crisp graphics and long-lasting quality. Easy to style, easy to wear, and impossible to ignore.

Product details:

• Women’s graphic crop top

• Premium quality fabric

• Soft, breathable, and comfortable fit

• Printed in-house in Australia

• Made to order for reduced waste

Wear what feels right — and don’t take life too seriously.