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Start your day with a splash of humor and a whole lotta chill. The Beached As, Bro mug is perfect for anyone who knows the struggle of being a big lad on a small beach. Featuring a playful nod to the iconic Kiwi catchphrase, this mug brings coastal comedy straight to your morning brew.
11oz ceramic mug – sturdy, glossy, and microwave safe
Bold “Beached As, Bro” design on both sides
Perfect for coffee, tea, or a sneaky beachside hot choccy
Great gift for fans of Kiwi humor, beach lovers, or your bro who’s always ‘beached as’
Because let’s face it — some days, you’re just beached, bro.